It's one thing to see people updating their status, commenting on posts, posting photos, etc, all day, because that's what you do if you have a job that involves you coming within 50 feet of a computer. It's something else entirely when you see that so-and-so found some dumbshit pig on their farm, or needs your help smashing up a jewish deli for the mob; that shit tightens my jaws. I'm so sorry Facebook is boring you to the point where you need a game within Facebook to distract you. Not to pull the curtain back, but Facebook was meant to peep in to the lives of people you wish to fail, and that's it. If you're friends aren't failing at a rate that entertains you, guess what pal, you're the one failing. Next time I see one of these posts, I'm hitting the "Dislike" button. And by that I mean your throat with my fist.
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